4.25.05 Living the Big Life
(Clears throat.)
I noticed that I have been spending way too much time on the Internet. This, according to some, qualifies as a problem. As I see it, life is just a series of problems and in order to live life, you must attempt to solve those problems. Hence, my logical conclusion: make the Internet make money for me while I clatter away at the keyboard divulging my thoughts. So, in doing so, I have essentially solved a problem and I continue to live life to its fullest.
Riiiiiiiight.
Now, onto other things, related but not really. (Heh.)
So, you've probably noticed the shameless template changes made by me, in agreement with Google, of course. I am hoping to get paid for the time I spend here. Which by the way, is too much, but I have quite the addictive personality; for which I have no excuse. So, I figure, why not exploit my faults into a possible avenue of revenue. So, if you feel the need to check out any of the Google ads, please, feel free. I won't stop you. I promise. Swear. Yes, cross my heart and hope to die. Stick a needle in my eye.
There, feel better? I know I do.
Cheers until the morrow!
I noticed that I have been spending way too much time on the Internet. This, according to some, qualifies as a problem. As I see it, life is just a series of problems and in order to live life, you must attempt to solve those problems. Hence, my logical conclusion: make the Internet make money for me while I clatter away at the keyboard divulging my thoughts. So, in doing so, I have essentially solved a problem and I continue to live life to its fullest.
Riiiiiiiight.
Now, onto other things, related but not really. (Heh.)
So, you've probably noticed the shameless template changes made by me, in agreement with Google, of course. I am hoping to get paid for the time I spend here. Which by the way, is too much, but I have quite the addictive personality; for which I have no excuse. So, I figure, why not exploit my faults into a possible avenue of revenue. So, if you feel the need to check out any of the Google ads, please, feel free. I won't stop you. I promise. Swear. Yes, cross my heart and hope to die. Stick a needle in my eye.
There, feel better? I know I do.
Cheers until the morrow!
3 Comments:
I'll click on yours if you click on mine. But, seriously folks, here's something funny: Apparently, being in Italy at present makes ads for Italian sites pop up in your adsense ads. It was an Italian dating site. So I went there and the bastards didn't even have an English version... So "in true Rick fashion" I walked away and complained about it instead of doing what I should have done five years ago and learned Italian...
Oh and if I may offer a bit of advice; seeing as how if you spend too much time on the internet and it is considered a problem, I should be institutionalized...
The Google Ads are only good if you have alot of traffic (which comes with time...) that's NOT friends and family (Google knows when somebody's trying to get you clicks) and if you talk about Tech stuff. Try this instead: http://www.amazon.com/associates Right off the bat, any time somebody clicks on that link and buys something you get 5% of their revenue. I created an Adsense account in December and have received an entire $1.66 from it. Since 1 Mar I have gotten about $10 from the Amazon thing. And since I know you like to order stuff online, create the associates account under a different e-mail and you can click on the Amazon link; log in with your old account and order away getting five percent back. You can also try the eBay thing - every time someone goes through your link and registers a new account and bids on something you get $20. Hasn't gotten me anything (besides me registering... I'm evil) but eventually, when I burst into the upper blogosphere I hope to rule the internet with these two links. Thought I should help. Time to click on one more of your links and get back to work.
Ohhhh, you rock! Have I told you that yet? No, well you do. *nods sagely* You, dear sir, have a devious mind. *grins cheesily*
Heh, I can click on yours eh? Heh heh. ;)*momentary brain malfunction*
lol @ in true Rick fashion. :D
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