Mistreating Missy Molar
Well, oddly enough folks, the missing molar pained me so much yesterday that I came home from work early. When I finally arrived back at the homestead I took off my bra, took off my shoes, then took four ibuprofen and went to bed. (All in that order. Yes.)
Last night I worried that I had dry socket. Not a good thing, but I am feeling much better this afternoon (after sleeping about ten hours). The swelling has receded to almost normal levels and I no longer look like an alien with a marble in it's mouth. (Tip: These aliens are commonly mistaken as Southern American Hicks with a smokeless tobacco habit.)
Now, contrary to popular belief this is a good thing. I know I could have won the Ms. Multi-verse Contest, but I decided to fore go that rare and wonderful honor in exchange for mediocrity. (I know, I know, I was a bit skewed in my thinking, but the odd gut-twisting throbbing in my gums was somehow blocking the synapses in my brain from connecting; which in turn ruined my ability for any coherent cognitive activities.)
I do think the reason my missing molar pained me so was because Ricky didn't mark the package as 'fragile'. Which means that the Postal Service has been mistreating my mis-marked molar. Another, but unlikely theory is: I have a huge hole in my mouth, forcibly created, and that is bound to hurt. (Personally, I believe it is the former. Call me silly, but it's the most logical of the two.)
On another note: I'd like to say that Dark Maiden and Ricky D have been belting out some great stories lately. If you all haven't checked them out, I urge you to do so. Great, great writing you two.
Oh, and a quick update about the Satellite Internet Installation: I have it, baby! It is soooo much faster than dial up! I have observed though, that I am already at that point where I cannot imagine functioning without it. I cannot imagine how I functioned without it for so long. God Bless Broadband!
*Cheesy Grin*
Laters!
P.S. The hub on this thing has very pretty blue lights. Just thought that I would let you all know of that very cool and pertinent feature.
Last night I worried that I had dry socket. Not a good thing, but I am feeling much better this afternoon (after sleeping about ten hours). The swelling has receded to almost normal levels and I no longer look like an alien with a marble in it's mouth. (Tip: These aliens are commonly mistaken as Southern American Hicks with a smokeless tobacco habit.)
Now, contrary to popular belief this is a good thing. I know I could have won the Ms. Multi-verse Contest, but I decided to fore go that rare and wonderful honor in exchange for mediocrity. (I know, I know, I was a bit skewed in my thinking, but the odd gut-twisting throbbing in my gums was somehow blocking the synapses in my brain from connecting; which in turn ruined my ability for any coherent cognitive activities.)
I do think the reason my missing molar pained me so was because Ricky didn't mark the package as 'fragile'. Which means that the Postal Service has been mistreating my mis-marked molar. Another, but unlikely theory is: I have a huge hole in my mouth, forcibly created, and that is bound to hurt. (Personally, I believe it is the former. Call me silly, but it's the most logical of the two.)
On another note: I'd like to say that Dark Maiden and Ricky D have been belting out some great stories lately. If you all haven't checked them out, I urge you to do so. Great, great writing you two.
Oh, and a quick update about the Satellite Internet Installation: I have it, baby! It is soooo much faster than dial up! I have observed though, that I am already at that point where I cannot imagine functioning without it. I cannot imagine how I functioned without it for so long. God Bless Broadband!
*Cheesy Grin*
Laters!
P.S. The hub on this thing has very pretty blue lights. Just thought that I would let you all know of that very cool and pertinent feature.
posted by Mighty Meagan | 7/09/2005 02:43:00 PM
5 Comments:
Well... I'm glad you're feeling better? Or, I hope you feel better, rather. Or, there is a correct sentiment to offer here, only my sentiment guide doesn't cover these sorts of situations. You know the, "I felt bad, was feeling worse and am feeling better than worse only I still don't feel 100% and will be worried about hurting more until I am healed completely..." thing. Or something. So... Thanks for the plug! Have a painless day!
Peace,
Ricky D
Oh, and I marked the package "Frahgheelay"... It's Italian... (j/k)
Thanks Ricky, I am all better now!
Ibuprofen is a good drug... hehe! Yeah, im too exhausted to say anythin sensible. Hope u feel better and thanks for the comment! ;)
Yes, yes we will!
Hell no I won't go! Hell no I won't go!
Sorry, felt like protesting...
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